We Test The Most Popular Makeup / Skincare On WISH….Hmmmmmm 💜🖤 The Welsh Twins
J: Hello, everybody I’m James Welsh. R: And I’m Robert… I wasn’t ready. Sorry start… J: You were, you were ermming. R: Yeah. J: Hello. I’m James Welsh. R: And I’m Robert Welsh. J: And this is your weekly reminder that we are not the same person.
You need to stop doing this. R: I’m still getting it. J: I’m still, I’m actually still getting it. I got a tweet this morning, if that was you, you’re ignorant. No, it’s okay. R: It’s alright. Easy mistake.
J: It’s an easy mistake. J: So lis-ken, Listen, we’re really tired. We’re really not in the mood today. R: So tired. [Up Late Sacrificing] R: You know how it is to be tired. J: We’re wearing hoodies. R: We’re wearing casual wear.
J: Casual wear. R: Which is our merch. You can get it below. J: Not this one. R: No, we don’t… I don’t… I don’t… J: No I didn’t make that. J: I didn’t, no. But you didn’t make that either. There’s our merch, link below.
R: This is the logo, look. J: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. R: Wait, I’m trying to get it to match the sign. The sign’s broken, sorry. J: The signs broken okay. So ignore it. Listen, we used to be addicted to Apps like Wish, Ali Express, Ali Baba, which I think was Ali Express.
I don’t know. R: No, they’re different. J: But I used to spend so much money on, like, cheap phone cases. And like, I don’t know, like, curt… bead curtains. Bead curtains. R: No, his house is full of bead curtains.
J: Full of bead curtain, everywhere. And mothballs. Just everywhere. R: It’s constantly everywhere. J: Yeah. [Laughter] [Musty Bead Curtains] R: No, but there’s like things on there where you think, oh, that might be good.
You get, you know, like disposable mascara wands. It’s useful for some stuff. But it does take a year to arrive. J: Yes. Allow yourself a year. R: Mmm. J: Yeah. R: This isn’t an AD for them, by the way.
I think they’re useless. J: Yeah, we think they’re shit. But the other issue is, speaking of that, is that a lot of the stuff is kind of like fakes. You get a lot of fakes on there. You get a lot of questionable ingredients and products or products without even the ingredients listed on them.
R: Right. J: Makeup hurts and smells like glue and rat sh*t. R: Alibaba, Wish is also where a lot of indie brands make their eyeshadow palettes. No shade, no hate. J: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. R: No shade, no hate.
J: That’s just the boots, the tea in the house, shade. R: That’s just the wig snatching boots, shade. See you later. J: See you later. Bye. J: So, our assistant Ashton, the Ashton, has surprised us with some items from the App, not website.
R: She’s constantly surprising us. J: She’s always surprising us on the job. The App, Wish.com App. R: Or, .co…. No, that’s… J: I don’t think it’s a website is it. But we’re gonna, we’re gonna try some of these bits I’m afraid.
R: I know, I’m so sorry. J: Yeah, we don’t know what they are. R: I wouldn’t recommend… Actually, we don’t know. J: We don’t know yet. R: Maybe, maybe we’ll see. J: We’ll see. So let’s just get into it, and let’s see if they’re any good.
R: I was gonna say something… J: What? Listen, some of them might be good and just affordable options for… R: Yeah. …other products. There are some verified shops on there. I don’t know what that means.
R: It means they might exist. J: Oh. Out of someone’s kitchen. R: Out of someone’s kitchen. So let’s get into it. But first, merchandise you can find below. We have hoodies, zip-through hoodies, Tshirts.
Something else. J: Other things. R: And we have a PO Box below. If you wish to send us something. You don’t have to. J: You can if you want. R: You don’t have to. J: Let’s get into it. J: Let’s have a look at the first link that Ashton’s sent us.
Oh Christ. This is, Nature… Oh, no. R: Nooooo. J: So this is Nature Beauty. Korean Aloe Vera Gel, Soothing Moisturizing Gel, Gentle Moisturizing, Anti Acne, Oil Control, Antiwrinkle, Antiaging, Essence Collagen, Moisturizing Hyaluronic.
R: And how much is that? J: It’s got minus 91%, minus 91… ageing. R: Minus? That can only be a good thing. J: Yeah, yeah. And look at that really real before and after picture. This is going to be a copy of Nature Republic’s Aloe Vera Gel.
And they’ve got the same graphics… R: Here’s the deal… J: They got the same font, everything. R: A lot of the stuff on Wish, reminds me of those really bad adverts that James features in a lot. Where.
.. J: They stole my video’s. R: They stole your video. Debunking the product, and they used it as like proof, of these products that really don’t work, but they just go ahead and do it anyway. J: Yeah.
And they’re usually very basic. R: Mmm. Shall we? J: So let’s have a look. R: Bring it on down. J: Oh, Christ. Tea bagging? R: I guess it was one… They always.. can I just… J: Look how sneaky that is.
R: This is a personal opinion, okay. I’m just gonna give a personal opinion. J: £1.75. R: It’s to scale. Can I just say, if you have a small business, I find these tacky. J: Tacky. [You’re tacky and I hate you] So this is a moisturizing spray, so we’re just gonna spray it around your eyes and see what happens.
No, I’m gonna spray this on my hand because I’m scared. There’s no… oh, Ingredients! “After cleaning, put the product on the face next skin, 10 to 15 centimeters. Press the bottle and spray eventually.
Pat the face skin, and it is correctly absorbed.” Ingredients; Water, Aloe Vera, Glycerine. Margaret. R: Jackie. J: Jackie. J: Okay, I mean, to me, that kind of just seems like the moisturizing gel. R: It’s going in my drink.
J: It smells like the Aloe Vera gel to be fair. R: Let’s see. J: This is the thing, is you just don’t know, because this is obviously a rip off of… R: I wonder if, or even if they’ve just… like bought it and then just repackaged it themselves, and they’re making like, a little profit.
J: Well, this product doesn’t exist in Nature Republic. R: No, but what if they’ve bought the Nature Republic one and they bought loads of empties… J: Like the gel, you mean? R: Yeah. J: And then like watered it down.
.. R: Watered it down. J: In to a spray. R: And now they’re profiting from it. Like how you make lemonade. J: Shelf life, three years. I don’t f*cking think so. R: For some musky old water? J: I don’t think so.
R: You know what, the skin feels very tacky after… It actually hurts to rub it… J: Deep cleaning apparently this does as well. It actually… Yeah, I don’t like that. It’s very sticky. R: I know I’m tired and my skin hurts, but that hurts to rub my hand now.
J: Listen, anything that’s a fake version of a fake brand, Nature Beauty. R: How do you feel about skincare on, that’s £1? J: Oh, absolutely… like good skincare can be very, very affordable. R: Yeah.
J: You just have to erm… R: Not buy it from Wish. J: Not buy it from Wish. That’s the thing is, when it’s not from a reputable seller, like they even pop up on, like, Amazon and Ebay, some people get skincare from.
R: This is why a lot people say like, do some Amazon, get some make up from Amazon, I’m like no. J: Well, that’s the thing on Amazon as well… R: Anyone can make an Amazon shop, right? J: Mmhmm. And you can name it anything you want.
So if you go on Amazon and say, for example, you see Nature Republic’s official store. And it says, seller Nature Republic. A lot of people would be led to believe that that’s their official… R: Right.
J: And it’s noight. They definitely don’t come in these little… gift bags. R: See, these little gift bags say wholesale to me. J: They do. R: They say, like, I bought these from Wish, 100 for 50 pence.
J: Yeah. R: And they’re doing their own… cause a real brand, I don’t think would reach for those mesh… J: If this is your brand, let us know. No, that’s fine, it can stay there. Right, next one! R: Huh? J: 2 minute instant lifting liquid pump eye cream.
Antipuffiness wrinkles effect. Long lasting remove eye bag. Fine lines cream. Minus 44% discount. It’s £1.69 down from £3. R: I mean, you would buy it at £3, really, wouldn’t you? J: Mmm. R: Right, how are we gonna do this? Who looks the most tired? J: Well, we don’t have bags under our eyes.
R: Speak for yourself-eh-eh-eh-eh. J: Oh, there’s two, so we could both do it. Or is it one step? Okay, hang on. [Robert’s Email Notification AGAIN] R: Oh, my God. J: Oh, my God. R: I’m so sorry. J: Right, look, look at.
.. R: Sorry, let me just mute… J: The flesh tones of this product. R: Mm. Mm. J: I mean, we’ll pop it up. Look at the color of the actual product. R: Oh, I don’t know how I feel about that. J: I feel like we’re busting drugs.
I feel like we’re cracking down… R: You know this is… J: … on fake… What? R: This looks like L’Oreal’s… J: Laurel! R: Laurel For Men under eye balm. J: Well, let’s see. Very efficient packaging.
Not quite Skin Up quality. R: No. Oh, sorry. J: Right, so you unscrew the top. I don’t want to do anything. R: Let me just try a bit on my hand first. It’s very thick. J: It’s very thick. R: So it kind of has this very slippy, like siliconey.
.. I’m gonna do it. J: Do it. R: I’m gonna try. I think it’s gonna blur more than de-puff. You know what I mean? J: Sure. R: Right, I’m taking my makeup off with a tissue because I can’t be bothered to get up, off my desk.
J: It says; “Uses silicate minerals to form a temporary tightening layer on your skin almost immediately.” R: Right. J: “This invisible layer, tightens and lifts crows feet, as well as the wrinkles around your eyes visibly in minutes.
Smoothes the skin surrounding under eye bags, so that they evidently shrink very quickly after application. Though the results are temporary, we know you’ll love the way they look, even after your first use.
” R: I’m happy they’re admitting it’s temporary. And it’s not like… J: You can just pat that. R: You know what it’s like? Nanoblur. Remember Nanoblur? J: Well, no. I don’t think this is anything like it.
Look, you can actually feels it’s like an actual layer. It’s sticky. It creates like a film. We’re not going to see a difference regardless on your face. R: Well, I have this puffy bit here, which can.
.. J: Oh yeah, you have this little bit… let’s see if it lifts. Have you always had a mole there? R: Mmhmm. J: Do I have the mole there? No. [Baffled Uncomfortable Silence] J: Now what? R: I’d like to take it off, please.
J: When something arrives that looks very different to the packaging, I don’t trust it. R: I don’t trust it. And also, I mean, this looks very medically… like, okay, fine. But then… I don’t know. Yeah, it’s kind of cold, actually.
I’m gonna go ahead and take it awffff. J: Do take it awffff. R: And it kind of stays orange on the skin. Oh, that’s my makeup. J: I don’t know, I… there are those products that you get that do form that sticky layer, but you kind of like roll them on your face.
R: Why does that matter? Oh. Hasn’t that got serum on it? J: They just leave a film. R: Yeah. J: They tighten everything up. R: Yeah. J: So maybe that will work. I mean, for things like that, that have a temporary effect.
I don’t really care about the quality. R: I’m taking one half off so I can use stuff on my face. J: Cool. I don’t care about the quality. But when it comes to like, things like facial mists and products that are going to stay on your skin.
And are meant to have some kind of long-lasting effect, like, hydration or moisturization. R: Yeah. J: I get a bit worried about buying it from places like this. R: I would too. I would, too. J: Oh, it’s makeup.
You do it. R: Ohhhhhhhh… J: So, the next product is Air Cushion BB Cream. R: [Gasps of excitement?] Stop. J: Air Cushion CC Cream. R: I’ve always wanted to try one of these. J: Mushroom Head, Moisturizing Concealer Makeup, Face Primer, Liquid foundation.
R: Right. J: “A highly transparent nude makeup effect. Natural and healthy makeup. This. CC cream is fragrance free, lightweight formula. Can minimize irritation. And with SPF 50+. Where is it? R: The bottom, the bottoms fallen out.
J: Oh. R: and I can’t… oh, it’s a twist. J: It’s a twist. R: Okay. J: “Can help protect the skin from sun. It feels comfortable for up to 24 hours.” R: Wow, that is heavily, heavily fragranced. J: That’s not fragrance free in any way, whatsoever.
R: Oh, is that what it says? It’s fragrance free? J: Mmm. R: So it’s like this, and then you push down, and then it just comes out of… J: It says to use makeup powder after. R: So it comes with a sponge.
Which is again, in one of these meshy bags, which I detest. J: There what you get like those sugared almonds in at weddings. R: Yeah. R&J: Oh!!! J: Cute. R: Very Christmasy. J: Should we do it on me because I’m not wearing makeup? Oh.
.. R: We can do it on you too. You can have to go after this. J: Ohhhhh! R: Of course it’s not going to be my color, because… J: But that looks very natural. R: I can’t actually see. J: Let me do it.
R: Can I have… what, on me or? J: On me. R: Can I have a mirror. J: Yes, here’s one. It’s very dewy. R: Oh, you know what, if this was your skin tone, it would be quite nice. J: Is that not your skin tone? R: No, not at all.
Look at it. Oh, I don’t know. J: It’s a bit light. Oh, I like the look of that Robert! R: Did it come with ingredients? J: No. R: Oh, no. J: But it’s by Beauty Cream LDA. R: It’s shade two, for anyone interested.
J: Is this like, a copy of something? Let us know, because I don’t know. R: Yeah, I’m not familiar with that packaging. I mean, you’re definitely not gonna get full coverage from it because you can still see like, my skin.
It’s very wet. J: I like that, though. R: But like, physically on the skin, it’s very, it’s not setting into my skin, it’s very wet. J: Thats so.. yeah. Dewy. So this is your makeup here, and that’s your other makeup.
.. R: Well, to be… this is the shade I wear on camera because the lights make everything faded out. J: Sure. R: So I need to go a little bit darker but… J: Marcus, here’s a before. R: Ugly, disgusting.
J: Wearing a grey vest for some reason. R: No hope. J: Look, this is wear my dog bit me, so let’s see how… R: Your life’s a mess. J: I don’t think… I didn’t think we were going that far. R: It has a really nice, I mean, this is a powder foundation, so it’s gonna have a completely different finish to this, but it is a nice finish.
J: It’s got this really super nice, like spongy sponge. R: If you’re not into fragrance, I wouldn’t. J: Yeah. I don’t know where fragrance free came from. R: It worries me when something’s so heavily fragranced, it’s like, what does it smell like without that fragrance in? Is that.
.. J: Well, that’s why they do it, isn’t it. To cover it up. But then that’s the problem as well, I hate when, most fragrances are a no no for everyone. I hate when fragrance is so strong that it kind of has its own signature sent.
Then you can’t wear your own fragrance. R: I do like a tiny bit of fragrance. I just quite like the experience of it, but when it’s so strong that it makes you feel sick. J: Mmm. For amateur’s like me it’s quite easy to apply.
It’s not too heavy. So if I want like, a little bit more coverage, I can go over in the same place. R: I don’t like how dense that sponge is though. J: I think it’s just the gimmick of having the pattern on the.
… Sing amongst yourselves. [Beautiful rendition of some Disney song] J: No, Disney will come for us. R: Yeah, he will. J: I mean, I know the patterns kind of gimmicky and it’s a little bit, like, weird, but I do like the fact that it makes it so spread out that it kind of keeps it natural looking.
Do you know what I mean? So you’re applying a good amount. R: I mean, you would just look at your skin and be like, oh, you just, you’re just someone with nice skin. J: Yeah. R: You can take that one home.
J: I might actually take this home. So yeah, it’s not quite covered up the dog bite but… R: Not so disgusting. J: I don’t mind that at all. What do you think? R: It’s all right. It’s just the smell.
The smell is really getting to me. J: I can’t smell it that much. R: Can you not? J: Uh uh. I like that. I actually like that a lot. R: Well, it’s yours. J: Where’s the nice little bag it came in? Watch our face fizz off later.
R: Yeah, I know. We’re gonna have no skin. It’s just going to be all cheek. J: Yeah. R: Cheek and lip muscle. J: Marcus, here’s for the after. Not wearing a vest anymore. Better lighting, smiling. R: Has wooden furniture.
J: Yeah. What? Yeah. R: Well, I just don’t, I’m just, I just don’t trust it. J: I still don’t trust it. But it looks nice. R: Yeah. J: As long as it’s not got lead in it or arsenic or anything like that, I’m fine.
R: Well, you don’t know. J: You just don’t know. Right, here’s the next one, oh…. Oh!!! Fashion freckle patch, fake freckles tattoo sticker. Tattoo sticker? Beauty makeup accessories. R: I love beauty makeup accessories.
J: Is it a tattoo? “Cut part of the sticker first. Try to cut off the shape at the edge of the mask and don’t leave too much blank. If necessarily use olive oil or marigold to press down on your eyebrows.
” Eyebrows? “And let the product sink into the skin.” Right, so these are freckle temporary tattoo things. Hide your face, hide your face, hide your face. You see? R: You’ll see, see. R: Okay, alright.
J: I think I’m going to enjoy these. What way round do you think they are, though? R: Let’s just, I’m just. Now, if this works, it would be a nice idea, because you know, there’s so many people that want freckles that can’t have freckles J: Mmm, freckles.
R: The only thing is trying to get it tight around your… J: That’s coming off quite easy. R: Oh, is it? J: Yeah. R: Okay here you go. J: I can’t do that. I’m so sorry. R: Oh, my God. I look like Pippi Longstocking.
J: No, in real… R: aHeHehehe… no, what does she do? J: In real life it looks like holes in your skin. R: Does it really? J: Look in the mirror. It’s making me feel sick. R: Is it actually? J: Yeah, it’s making me feel sick.
[TW: Vomit, Gagging noises & trypophobia upcoming] R: Why are they like… So they… J: It’s actually making my throat go. R: It’s really horrible. J: That’s horrible. R: So… oh, my God. That’s really horrific actually.
J: Please take it off. R: In, so in… it looks fine from here, but up close… maybe I’ll take a picture with my phone. They’ve lightened around the outside of the freckle, so when you look close, it looks like a big hole in your face.
Why would they do that? J: I don’t know. R: How do I get this off? J: Just like scrub, not scrub but just gently wipe away and see if it comes off, because it’s still new. R: They’re kind of cute, though.
If they weren’t… J: They look good on camera. [Retching] R: Please… OH! J: Do the ones on your nose. R: I’m so sorry if anyone has, what’s it called? I’m so sorry. Don’t look. Maybe we should put a trigger warning at the beginning.
J: It’s like those things you used to see on the Internet where there’s like holes in the thumb for some… [Gag] R: Oh, do you remember? I saw one that made me nearly f*cking throw up and I think about it all the time.
J: I hate them. I hate them. R: This is horrendous, actually. Oh, it’s so disgusting. J: Oh, why did they have to… I was looking forward to that. R: What’s it called? Is it Trypopho… Trypophobia? J: I don’t know.
Maybe. R: Please do one, actually no. J: No, I can’t, I wouldn’t be able to look at myself. R: Oh, please just look at how horrible… J: I can’t. No, no, no, no, no. R: Please. J: I really can’t. I really can’t.
[More Gagging] J: As you’re rubbing it off, the like shadow is becoming… R: Worse? J: Worse. So it looks more and more, it looks deeper. The idea is really good. Like the temporary tattoo freckle, I think, is a really good idea.
R: But it made you nearly throw up. J: But it made me very… I had to really concentrate on not throwing up. R: So it’s a yes for us. [Traumatized Laughter] R: What’s next? J: The next one actually looks really cute.
This is definitely a dupe of like a popular K-beauty thing, but I can’t remember what it is. R: Okay. J: This is the O.TWO.O, O.TWO.O Makeup shimmer, shimmer highlighter, professional heartshape face contour, cheek rouge, air cushion blusher.
R: I think they’re just aiming for keywords, aren’t they? J: “Your smile more beautiful than rose in my eyes.” “Did you take my heart away?” “This cushion blush formula has a heartshaped applicator that can show cheeks some love.
You can also gently wear the blush with your fingertips or sponge to get a natural flush of color. Moisturized, long wearing blush. Feels lightweight, like a powder. Melts into the skin like a cream.” R: Oh.
Now, would you consider “take my heart away” false advertising? J: As long as, no, because I mean, no. Oh! R: So that’s the… J: Right, you twist that off and that’s the applicator. R: It’s a sponge.
J: It’s a sponge heart. Look, it looks mouldy. It’s got, like, the thing along it. Okay, okay. I mean, I guess there’s like a guide there of where you need to put the heart. Should I do it on you? R: No, why do.
.. Why does it always have to be me? J: It’s like someone’s like spilt spaghetti on it. You can’t because this stops you digging a certain way. [Agressive Pumping Sounds] R: Take away your heart with this blush.
That should be enough, that should be enough to just do a print. R: Oh, God. J: Should I… Is that rat feck’us? R: Vermin feck-us. Oh, let me try some of that. J: Wow. [Sa-rang-hay] J: It looks like someone’s blood.
It looks like we’ve put blood on our face. Looks like we’ve gone dip and then done that. R: It, it feels more like a tint. J: Mmm. R: Doesn’t it? It’s more like a, almost like a lip tint texture. J: Mmhmm.
R: Lets, erm… I’m actually gonna take the thing out. Oh. J: Oh! R&J: ARGH!! R: This carpet is f*cked. J: There’s no product in it, whatsoever. R: So I’ve just taken the sponge out, that’s what’s in there.
And the sponge is… it’s kind of a little bit soaked. J: Ah, a little bit soaked. Yeah. This just looks like an accident. R: It looks like stain. This is definitely stain. J: I, I don’t like that because I don’t feel like it’s what it says it is.
R: I think, I think it’s a lie. It’s definitely not a cream to powder. It’s a tint. It’s a tint. J: Yeah. Where did the powder come from? They were like, it feels like a powder. R: That’s a stain. J: It doesn’t.
It feels sticky. It feels a bit stainy. My fingers orange. I don’t know if you can see it. R: I don’t know if you can see that. J: Oh, yeah. Lets us all sanitize. R: Face base. Face. J: Ohhh… Oh! My friend Josh actually sent me this.
A picture of this. This is the 1PC woman smart makeup, 3 seconds eyeshadow, double layer colored gradiation cosmetic. R: I’ve always wanted to try these. These are the ones that you just swipe and swipe.
.. J: Yeah. R: And it’s meant to give you like an instant eye look. J: Yeah, like a smoky eye. Okay. Aww these are cute. Look at them. R: Let’s see. Oh, so let me just stop rustling. One second. I’m gonna have to deal with all this later.
Quick, pass me your rubbish. I’ve decided to clean halfway through doing this. J: Leave that there. This is a relaxing makeup double color eyeshadow. Let me take a picture of it. R: It’s very cute packaging.
It’s very excessive, for sure. It’s like a little book. J: Oh, I just ripped it open. Oh, that’s cute. There you go. I don’t see, it’s just hard to trust anything being real. R: Now, it’s kind of like, the brush is quite stubby, so hopefully it will work.
It needs to be stubby to be able to get it, pick up enough product and wipe the whole way across. Okay… J: Does it come with a mirror? No. Where’s the mirror gone here? R: I have it down here. Alright? You’ve done it upside down.
J: No, light on the top, right? R: Oh, I did dark in the socket. Let me do it the other way on the other side. [ @JamesMUA ] J: Oh, Wow. I mean, there’s definitely two different colors there. R: Uh Uh.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. J: You’re just meant to do a swipe. A single swipe. R: Well, this is what happened when I did a single swipe, and this is what happened when I went backwards and forwards. J: Fashion shoot.
J: Marcus, the usual music, please. And lighting effects that you do. But make it really fas-hun. J: Why, how did you… how have you got a corner on yours? R: Because this is, I did it like one swipe this side and this side I did like, backwards and forwards, and buffed it in a little bit.
J: I think mine looks good. R: I hope you have a nice day. J: I hope you’re having a nice time. There’s me flirting from across the bar. R: Be still… I’ve stolen your heart. J: Yes. Be still my heart.
J: I don’t mind that. I think with the… R: Yeah. J: Erm… I was going to say, professional hand it looked good, but… R: Well, this one’s alright. J: That one’s okay, yeah. R: You can like buff it in, blend it in.
J: Yeah see, that’s not bad at all. R: It’s not bad, it’s not bad. J: Look, amateur… Wait, let me, let me also blend it out. R: No, cause that’s going to do everything. That looks good. [Sounds like lying to me] J: No, I like that.
R: Yeah. J: Right. What’s next? Okay, next up, magnetic lashes, clip eyelashes set, magnetic lash applicator tool, magnetic eyelash curler, with 4pcs 3D… reusable magnetic lan-ches. R: Listen, I f*cking hate magnetic lashes.
J: Why? R: I think they’re sh*t. J: Oh really? R: Just because, sometimes it takes the more effort than actually putting on a false lash. But I have seen the applicator, so it will be interesting to see if they help.
J: Okay. So it comes in a pre used box. R: It comes in a preheated box. J: Comes in a box that’s been used a couple of times before. Style three. R: That’s good. J: Yeah. R: It said the applicators in there, or no? What? J: There’s the applicator.
Oh! R: Okay, applicator yea… J: Okay, you’re gonna do this because you… R: Sure. J: Oh. [ASMR Cheap Plastic Tapping] I feel like, magnetic lashes people just rip them off and I feel like that’s still not the way to do it.
R: What do you mean? J: Like, doesn’t that still f*ck up… Oh, God. They’re really magnetic. R: No, because the magnetic-ize… Magnisize, to each other. Not to the… oh sh*t, not to the… J: Oh. R: Lash, right? J: Yeah, but you’re pulling them away, and because the magnets are still stuck, like you’re doing that, right? R: We’ll see.
J: We’ll see. R: Okay, so you line up the magnets with… this is obviously magnetic-ized. A magnet. And then… oh, that’s the wrong…. I need the other… J: You need the plus to the minus. R: Yeah.
J: The female to male. R: That’s it. J: Stigma to Stamon. R: Sta-ma to sta-min. J: Stamin. R: Okay. J: You’re shaking! And I feel like you’re really far away from your eyes. Well, they’re still on there.
R: They don’t actually… J: Have you got the right…. R: There, this is too strong. The magnet on this is too strong to actually let go. Like, try and pull that very gently. Try and put it off. It’s very.
.. J: No, that’s not going to happen. R: It’s too overpowering. J: It’s too overpowering. Right, let me just apply them, to you. [ JamesWelshMakeupsMasterChef@myspace.com ] R: That looks good from this angle.
J: Yeah, it does. Stay, stay from that angle. J: Do it properly. R: I can’t! J: Why? R: I, I just… there’s something about magnetic lashes where I just can’t get the, the erm… the outside, because what you, you have to like leave the corner.
.. at least with the, with the… oh f*ck. J: He’s a professional makeup artist that can’t… keep up with the times. R: Yeah, but as a professional, I’m gonna use stick on lashes. I’m not gonna reuse lashes on someone.
J: Everyone has an excuse. R: Hygiene. Come on. But if I had glue, I would stick it down, right? J: Right. R: Whereas with this… J: You’ve just got to balance it there, haven’t you? R: Exactly. Where as, look, you can’t stick the outside corner to where you want it to be without the inside corner sticking up.
J: Without having like, four hands as well to… R: James, esaces-ly. J: And they move, the moment you add that other magnet to them they kind of like get attracted towards… R: Yeah, I despise magnetic lashes, because look, it’s flicking.
.. I just hate them. J: Yeah. J: Boo!! R: Guys, boo!! R&J: Boo!! [More boo’ing] J: 3 pcs lip pump, plump? Pump. Beauty lips, Magnifier. Oh God. R: What? Okay, so this one’s gonna give you a really precise pout.
J: You know what we need is, this. So when we get stuck, we can go like this… and release ourselves. R: We shouldn’t get stuck. J: Yeah, but you might do. R: So… oh, read out the description. Oh, you did? That was it? J: That was it.
R: I don’t know how to do this. J: I can’t get that seal. Our lips are already too beautiful. R: Oh, it doesn’t seal. You have to keep going. J: It’s making my neck hurt. They just look a bit bothered.
R: They’re blue. They went blue. J: They went blue for a minute. R: They do look bigger though right? J: Nothings happening on my… why… mine have gone blue as well, look. R: That’s not me pouting.
That’s just how they when they came out. J: No. R: Yeah. Look. J: Oh, I hate that. R: Looks like I’m going… J: Yeah. J: They’re sh*t, like I… like big lips are lovely, but there’s just no need to do that.
R: Don’t damage yourself getting them. J: Yeah, for like, 15 minutes of over bruised lip. R: Yeah, not at all. J: You know. Super girl 13 color, high fashion, chameleon metal matte, metallic waterproof lip gloss, Iiquid lipstick, shimmer, diamond glitter pearl color lip gloss lip.
R: That’s a beautiful name. J: Yeah. I might name my first child… By DNM Beauty. R: Oh Yeah, I know them. J: £1.84 down from £7. R: They were never £7. There were never £7. J: No. As with most products, comes in a damaged box.
R: Yeah. If you do have a company, make sure you give the boxes a good press before you send them out. J: Give them a good fold. R: That doesn’t look like the picture, at all. J: This looks very… R: Oh wait, Is that the color? J: That’s the color, yeah.
Very cheap… R: Can I squeeze it? Yeah, you can squeeze it. J: Smell it. R: Okay. J: It looks dry. R: It does look really dry. Which one? Alright let’s do it. J: Oh my God. The whole things just come out.
Hang on. Oh, noooooooo! J: No, that tickles. R: What do you mean it tickles? J: It really tickles my lips. [Giggles] No, I can’t do that. R: It smells like getting into a stranger’s car. J: There’s not much color payoff either.
It’s very erm… R: Here look, there’s a whole gloop here. Go. Quick, quick, quick J: Can I just use my finger? R: Sure. Yeah, yeah, yea. J: It tickles. R: Its… I think this might just be a liquid eye shadow.
J: Oh really? It’s got the texture of hot icing. R: Yeah. J: Like warmed up butter icing. R: In someone else’s car. J: Yeah. In a strangers car. What do you think? Will you be adding this to your kit? R: Mmmhmm.
Mmmhmm I feel like I can make it myself with water and glitter. J: It’s really sticky. R: Oh! Oh, it’s really drying out. It’s very, erm… It’s very like, late 90s, isn’t it? J: Yes. R: It’s like the videos where everyone would be in a tunnel.
J: And they’re like this. R: They’ll all be doing this. Yeah. J: Marcus, fisheye lens. R: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. J: I mean, it goes perfectly with our setup. R: Yeah! J: Maybe we should wear this for our next merch shoot.
That’s what you want after a long time not talking, your lips to stick together. R: I’m here for my appointment. J: I have a five o’clock. [Throat Laughter] [Excited Cackle] J: 3D air bangs. Fashion women clip in bangs.
R: Yeah! J: 3D ordinary air bangs. Synthetic hair topper extension. Invisible, seamless. R: Invisible. J: Thin, neat hair bangs clips. Black brown clip-in bangs extension hair. R: Hmm. J: £2! R: That’s good for some non-clip, Invisible extensions.
.. 3D… J: 3D. R:J: Ohhhh!!! R: Alright. J: Okay. R: I quite like the curlyness I think. J: Yeah, me too. Alright, so there’s the fringe… Right, it needs to be father back for sure. R: Oh, I’ve done it.
.. J: Argh! R: It is invisible. You can’t see it. J: Wait, what have you done? R: Clipped it in. J: Where’s your fringe? You’ve got it backwards. R: My clip had to go in this way. No, I don’t have one like this.
This is just J: Oh, you don’t have, you don’t have a clippy fringe? R: It’s just these two little bits. J: It’s just two little bits? R: You know who I look exactly like? J: Who? R: Jennifer Aniston. J: Yeah.
I was gonna say… R: In France. J: Yeah. You got the Rachel. R: Yeah. J: I love how it makes my forehead look 10 times bigger than it actually is. R: Yeah it does. Considering it’s all covered it looks.
.. J: Ashton’s provided us with something to finish off the look with. Which everybody… Oh! R: Oh, a beautiful necklace. J: A beautiful necklace. R: And it’s like an Infinity symbol with a cat in. J: Aww, my ones erm.
.. two unicorns kissing over a jembled heart. They were £2.84. Okay, mine’s broke, so I’m just gonna lean it on me. Oh God, look at us. Wait, maybe I need to tuck this fringe behind my ears. R: Look, we’ve got our eye makeups done.
J: Yes. Our eye makeups. Our lips makeups, our fringe. R: Yeah, we look good. Our skins all moisturized. J: Yeah. R: It’s just, look at this, there’s this bit here. J: I just don’t understand what your wig was supposed to be.
R: It’s just a fringe. Different fringes. Oh, wait. No, wait a minute. One second. Is this meant to be fringe? J: Yeah, I think that’s meant to be fringe. R: Oh! I see. Okay, one second. Let’s get… even.
[I don’t know what they’re saying here] J: Is it meant to be a center parting or something? R: Yeah, I’m gonna have to do like… J: That’s literally just your hair. R: Look in the mirror. [Wheezing Laughter] R: Wait.
Wait, where’s the other… long bit. J: I don’t know. R: Wait. J: Wait, wait, wait I had to it. R: Owww! Wait, hold on to this curly bit for me. J: Yeah. [Laughter] R: There has to be a way… J: They’re really secure, though.
R: This can’t be it. J: I think that’s it. Yeah! R: I look like a villain from Sailor Moon. J: Yeah, you do. I quite like it. R: That’s cute. I like the little curly bits. The fringe I’m questioning. Like, if it spread.
.. f*cksake. J: No, I like your fringe. It’s probably my favorite part of the whole video. [Laughter] [Delirious Laughter] R: Wait, what happened? J: Nothing good has happened. Is that your real hair? R: Wait.
J: Yeah, get a brush. R: Oh that’s perfect. Look at this… I think we’ve ruined it a little bit. J: Yeah, maybe. Because it was really good before. R: It was, it was… but it’s kind of like, I think what’s happened is the ends have kind of, like, melted a little bit.
J: Yeah. R: But… J: It looks real. R: Yeah, it looks real. J: Yeah. J: So, listen, I was pleasantly surprised by one of them. R: The foundation. J: The foundation. I thought was really good. And the clip in fringe.
R: Oh, you like the clip fringe? J: Well I don’t think it’s terrible. Like, I’m warming to it the more I wear it. R: I might believe yours if you had longer hair. J: Yeah. Remember when everyone was getting their fringes and they were always like.
.. R: Yeah, and they kept doing this. J: Yeah. What was that? R: Say that again. I look like Chilli from TLC. J: YOU DO! R: Yes! Oh I like it now. Woah, woah, woah [Singing TLC now] J: Listen, I just think if you want good, affordable skincare makeup, your drugstore is a perfectly good place to go.
R: Wait for a sale at the drugstore. J: Yeah. I don’t think you need to go… and you get, like, coupons and vouchers, no? I just wouldn’t trust the quality of these things. I don’t always think you get what you’re paying for, even if it is £1.
50. And you just don’t know what’s in this stuff. It could be anything. We’ve heard some horror stories about what people have found in the makeup. R: Yeah. There was that guy that bought some whitening strips and it burnt a hole through the bottom of his mouth.
J: Yeah, so don’t buy anything like that from here. But listen, you can find me James_s_Welsh over on Instagram, TikTok, and James Welsh here on YouTube if you want some skincare stuff. R: Do you need some makeup stuff in your life? You can find me on YouTube, Robert Welsh or Robert WLSH.
Yeah? J: Yeah, I don’t know. R: Yes, on Instagram. And Robert Welsh MUA on the TikToks. J: Yeah, we have a joint podcast as well, The Double Cleanse podcast, that you can see, listen to us and all our guests on there as well.
R: Join us, why not? J: Join us. R: H’why not. J: Why not. But that’s it from us now. And we’ll see you next week. R: See you next week, have an amazing week. J: Bye guys. R: Bye. J: How much do you think we can flick it, without it falling out? I wonder if I could just, like, because I’m kind of bored of my short hair now.
I wonder if I can… Yes. R: I should do that. J: Oh, my God. R: Like this? J: This hair entrance. R: Need a new hair entrance? J: I’m kind of just at work. I’m pushing my hair back. What was that? R: What was that, sorry I can’t hear you over my hair entrance.
J: My hair entrance. Don’t you… do that here… on this place. R: Who said you can park here in this public carpark space. J: Yeah. You don’t live here.